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Today, I spent half-an-hour listening to my therapist telling me enthusiastically how people used to communicate telepathically before verbal languages were invented. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36307) - you deserved it (3272)

On 08/21/2013 at 3:18am - misc - by verydepressed - Russian Federation (Tomsk)

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You should have used telepathy to tell her she's an idiot.

Alternately, standing up, saying "You're an idiot", and then walking out would get your point across even better.

#5 - On 08/21/2013 at 9:51am by DocBastard

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Sounds like he/she needs a therapist..

#2 - On 08/21/2013 at 9:50am by turtlesarerad14

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