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Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the 3 books. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41128) - you deserved it (3967)

On 08/20/2013 at 4:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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Just remember that 50 Shades of Grey is originally a Twilight fanfiction. You're probably better off without her.

#1 - On 08/20/2013 at 10:02am by Slawter16

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Well, tell her you're even since she's not able to please you like Sasha Grey. :P

#4 - On 08/20/2013 at 10:06am by Enslaved

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