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Today, my drunk mom kicked me out of my own birthday party, calling me a "party-pooper" and saying I was killing everyone's buzz. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37751) - you deserved it (3734)

On 08/18/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by 12345678910 (man) - United States (New York)

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drunk moms..... killing parties since the beginning of time!

#4 - On 08/18/2013 at 8:05pm by babe7260

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Too bad there weren't any mirrors at your party, then she could see the irony...

#2 - On 08/18/2013 at 8:05pm by Wizardo

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