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Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44502) - you deserved it (7350)

On 08/16/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

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You should've broke his hip.

#3 - On 08/16/2013 at 7:23pm by Kiki242

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The elderly just wanna have fun

#4 - On 08/16/2013 at 7:23pm by helen_ellexo

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