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Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19039) - you deserved it (58880)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Otago)

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Deserved it, you did.

#1 - On 08/15/2013 at 9:24pm by WinkleBottom

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You might need to look into anger management if you throw things bc you had a bad day..

#2 - On 08/15/2013 at 9:24pm by cmayer

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