Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States
Keep cool
Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm… Your house is on fire." FML
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aintlifeapain 21
Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.
eddeeezzyy 19
Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?
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aintlifeapain 21
Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.
\ 28
OP, hang up and get out of there. A group of agents is on its way. You've got to hurry.
aintlifeapain 21
We don't know if OP is inside...
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
It's Adele's fault. She's turned into real pyromaniac.
SherlockWHolmes 12
If you were home, OP, then I'd take this as a sign that someone was watching over you at that moment. If not, though, I do believe we know who set your house on fire. -SH
nurchok 15
OP, I truly hope this was a wrong number or a prank. If not, sorry for your loss.
eddeeezzyy 19
Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?
webbface 25
Yeah I don't completely understand this FML. Was it a joke or..?
cecilk 29
Probably OP was at work.
SolarFlare 20
#33 that would be the worst joke ever. no matter if OP was inside or not.
ddlovatolover 23
Charming.
NoFlippinWai 24
in the wise words of Douglas Adams, "Dont Panic"
lennelleong 33
How do you expect me to stay calm? oh wait - I've got full insurance! (:
aintlifeapain 21
I still want to know who called OP to deliver the flaming news...
NotGabe 28
Jake, from State Farm?
aintlifeapain 21
Eh, what??
Dodgydaly 11
did you get a fiery temper??
TheGreatAlexande 12
What we have here is a good Samaritan.
andrewturtle 16
Or an extremely sadistic pyromaniac... "Stay calm...your house is on fire. You're welcome."
perdix 29
"We don't need no fire, let the ************ burn."
aintlifeapain 21
It's his home ninja..
annie_nk 22
We don't need no fire? I think you meant water.
aintlifeapain 21
And now i figure out what it meant.. *facepalm*
SlapAndTickle 20
#16 Chill out bro. You have 10 comments on one FML. Don't you find that a tad excessive?
perdix 29
#14, aw, sorry, I was about 80% asleep when I wrote that.
aintlifeapain 21
I was bored in office...what the hell can I do?
annie_nk 22
Keep calm and .... Hmmm. Not sure how to end this one.
aintlifeapain 21
Fire away ???
BlueFlatts 20
Take pictures. Outside of the house, preferably.
beneathitallxx 15
at least you were warned?
fml1365 30
Someone's probably just messin' with you.
Imhere4fml 24
Not if OP posted on here...