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Today, I forgot my key inside my apartment. My boyfriend suggested we ask a neighbor to open it. I explained we don't all have the same key, to which he responded, "Well how come they all have the same doorknobs?" FML


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On 08/12/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Well op it looks like you are also dating a doorknob

#1 - On 08/13/2013 at 2:53am by gun6slinger9

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Ask him why the key to his car doesn't open others cars that are the same as his.

#7 - On 08/13/2013 at 2:55am by HeyHeyFishFillet

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