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Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42592) - you deserved it (6138)

On 08/11/2013 at 1:24pm - misc - by just about pissed off (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

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MPee3 player did you say?

#1 - On 08/11/2013 at 8:01pm by Pleonasm

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I guess those weren't the wet dreams you were hoping for.

#6 - On 08/11/2013 at 8:06pm by Olympiakos10

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