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Today, my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. She thought that whispering "you want to shave your beard" under her breath while I'm not looking at her, then denying ever saying it, would eventually make me shave my alleged upper-lip hair FML
That would be called a mustache.she doesn't know the difference and doesn't appreciate it? Tell her to GTFO!
I'd listen to her before she paints over your van.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015