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Today, my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. She thought that whispering "you want to shave your beard" under her breath while I'm not looking at her, then denying ever saying it, would eventually make me shave my alleged upper-lip hair FML

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On 08/11/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by -__- (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

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That would be called a mustache.she doesn't know the difference and doesn't appreciate it? Tell her to GTFO!

#1 - On 08/11/2013 at 8:02pm by zoso008

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I'd listen to her before she paints over your van.

#2 - On 08/11/2013 at 8:03pm by Pleonasm

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