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Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML
He's just trying to get you used to it now. But, thank you for enlisting.
As a former Marine I feel compelled to say, hahaha.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014