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Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48106) - you deserved it (3069)

On 08/02/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

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That sucks OP! My condolences.
But on the bright side, happy 17th birthday! I hope it'll be much better next year.

#1 - On 08/02/2013 at 5:41pm by naxeeb

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Jokes on him, you get to stay another year!

#6 - On 08/02/2013 at 5:41pm by cuppycakeslove

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