Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
by YouSoSmelly / 08/02/2013 at 9:58am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
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Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery
-Said no one, ever.
#1 - On 08/02/2013 at 11:57am by helpfulwhale
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...BLEW that one.
#3 - On 08/02/2013 at 11:59am by Pikawhore
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