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Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50223) - you deserved it (10634)

On 08/02/2013 at 9:58am - misc - by YouSoSmelly (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery
-Said no one, ever.

#1 - On 08/02/2013 at 11:57am by helpfulwhale

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You really...
*sunglasses*
...BLEW that one.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

#3 - On 08/02/2013 at 11:59am by Pikawhore

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