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Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
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You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.
This reminds me of an episode from American Dad.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014