Chillaxed

By xXxXxTOBIxX - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML
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Top comments

I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.

Talientary 8

Comments

Ehhh this comment is better than 'first' I guess

10/10 most inspiring thing I've read all day, #1

#1 more like, "I want the first comment so bad. Let me stay on this website for hours and wait until an FML shows up so I can achieve this (pointless) goal." Congrats bro. I'm clapping

soldiat_fml 17

Or maybe #1 just thinks it's gross.

#1 can't have an opinion I suppose, because everything on FML has to be witty and well-thought-out. Especially the first comment. God forbid he should think it's actually gross.

I never understand why people believe the first comment just can't be one word. I mean I could get it if he just put first, but what's wrong with saying he finds it gross?

Yeah if he was the one who came when his girlfriend farted on his lap..

Especially if she did it while he was sitting in that chair.

friedpwnadge 25

That sounds like a weird fetish. Who gets off from farts?

Why the hell would you do that to a chair?.. And also, how?

Or look him in the eye and say, "you have no idea how many times I (bold I) have farted in this chair"

Talientary 8

This man exhibited true chivalry today. Most men would just walk away but he had the courage to save her from the stanky chair.

OP: "Oh, so it wasn't a heated chair after all...."

That's nearly as bad as thinking about how many people the water you are drinking has gone through.

Actually, I hadn't ever thought about that until you brought it up. So thanks for that.

Smoldering 15

There are two types of people in this world.......

bfsd42 20

I remember hearing that it was about 7 people. Now, if only I knew who these people were before I take a drink.

If it goes through 7 people, then that means, that the other 7 had 7 other people's water. So it goes through 49 people, but then the other 42 people had 7 other people's water go through them…

I don't think "stinky situation" was ever even a 'thing' on fml

Llama_Face89 33
KinkyCurly 13

It will be. (ha thought I'd join in)

I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.

Wizardo 33

Yeah if you've rationalised this every bus, train and car seat has been farted in, nothing big.

Weird....anyways don't worry about it OP.