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Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42603) - you deserved it (4415)

On 07/22/2013 at 7:49am - misc - by xXxXxTOBIxX (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.

#7 - On 07/22/2013 at 12:52pm by AngrySailor

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What. The. Hell.

#3 - On 07/22/2013 at 12:51pm by Talientary

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