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Today, a man stopped me on the street. He said the stretch marks on my thighs looked like cuts, and asked me if I self-harmed. Before I was able to politely respond "No", he said, "I mean, I can see why you would." FML

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On 07/20/2013 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Who even asks that question to a stranger in the first place? And what they added on made them even more of a dick

#1 - On 07/21/2013 at 4:09am by rachaelward

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After his insult, you should have said, "However I do perform grievous bodily harm", and let loose on him.

#2 - On 07/21/2013 at 4:10am by whyisitincapital

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