Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML
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Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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ScenicSubterfuge 39
Did you pee back on him???
mssmell 10
Golden shower?
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Comments (77)
piedpiper303 29
What a pissy experience
Ambient25 24
that's too easy...
Ambient25 24
did you just say "peepee"??? Go to your room
hessel 13
looks like urine trouble OP
br00kr 22
Omg lol
piedpiper303 29
Yea 27, peepee is a no no word.. No potty language!
QQMorePlox 18
I'm more concerned as to why he was peeing right beside you when there are multiple other urinals.
mif_fml 27
Who is to say the other urinals weren't occupied? Or there are only 2 urinals in the bathroom?
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Did you pee back on him???
KeannaLove 32
I think I'd be too horrified to do anything back if someone had just peed on me.
little_one 20
This remind me if a whitest kids u know skit. Rofl! YouTube it leg peeing.
perdix 29
#2, I hope not, because that could involve "crossing the streams."
buckerado 19
Sword fight!
Futacy 29
Piss fight!
mssmell 10
Golden shower?
AngrySailor 17
Sergeant Stadanko.
AngrySailor 17
"Eventually me and a friend, sort of drifted on into S&M, I can take about an hour on the 'tower of power' so long as I gets a little golden shower"
ZombieInConverse 13
Thats........ unsanitary.
Welshite 39
Fresh urine is sterile.
0h_Boy 26
How?
Wizardo 33
Your body can't store germs in your bladder or urine otherwise you'll have a perpetual infection. Urine contains high concentrations of sulphurs, salts and other high concentrations of minerals your body doesn't need. That's why urine is toxic for the body if it is ingested. Its not however teaming with bacterium and virus as some people think.
Ambient25 24
Pissing in a rag and bringing it to your face to breath through is also a very effective response against a chemical agent, such as mustard gas or other toxic fumes. Just don't do it too long though, the ammonia will get to you.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
It's actual unsterile once it leaves your body, as bacteria swarms it. So yes, it is sterile inside you but once it's out it's contaminated. The bacteria is what gives pee it's smell.
ptoka 20
Only the initial stream is contaminated, once it begins to flow there is no bacteria. The smell is the mix of urea and other components
feelingold 18
39 no offence but please don't make "factual" comments on things you don't know about... Urine odor is from phosphates and nitrates, some ketones, not bacteria and nothing remotely unsanitary...
CallMeMcFeelii 13
There is bacteria that gives urine that smell. Don't patronize me when you don't do your own ******* homework, buddy.
4funzies 13
Aw, I hope your days get better. :)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Other guy: You guys scared the piss out of me! OP: Yeah and all over me.
LukeE45 10
This FML all depends on whether or not you were obeying the everyother urinal rule. If you were not able to obey the rule due to extreme circumstances then, well, FYI.
little_one 20
What if the guy went beside OP after OP started peeing... Than it was the pee guy that didn't stick to bro code standards.
0h_Boy 26
So, you went in to relieve yourself & left a little pissed?
thatnucca 36
He definitely pissed you off... I'd be too OP...
pwnman 33
Ah, that sucks. Those guys need to know to be careful, scaring someone urinating as there is another guy next to him. OP, FYL.