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Today, I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me my bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML

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why would you believe him? *sudden urge to take picture on random dark road*

#1 - On 07/19/2013 at 5:59am by SuperPizzaMan

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You obviously deserve this for going on an actual date. Didnt you know that the new thing is to avoid all social interactions with humans and proceed to buy the cat lady kit online? Or is that just me?

#3 - On 07/19/2013 at 6:00am by Blackcatluck

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