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Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML

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On 07/17/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by igotsbadluck - United States (Tennessee)

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I think a lack of reflection would scare me more 0.o

#4 - On 07/18/2013 at 2:55am by xlord

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Reminds me of the Halloween episode of family guy where the cut away is where Brian and Peter see their reflections. Brian says after seeing himself in a glass door, get out of my house, runs into glass door, knocks himself out. Then Peter comes in, sees his reflection, yells "who did this?" Points at himself in the mirror and says "you did this you son of a bitch" runs into same glass door and knocks himself out. Lmao.. God I need a life. Haha. Nice job op. lol.

#7 - On 07/18/2013 at 2:58am by olpally

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