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Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Don't bother with those people any longer, OP. They don't respect your property or your opinions and they will just end up using you for as long as they can get away with it.
"Help, police! These people invaded my home."
"Alright, let's take a trip downtown."
"Ha ha! Ya hear that guys? You're going downtown! Serves you right!"
"No, kid, not them, you."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015