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Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50485) - you deserved it (8819)

On 07/15/2013 at 7:46am - misc - by ugh - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Don't bother with those people any longer, OP. They don't respect your property or your opinions and they will just end up using you for as long as they can get away with it.

#4 - On 07/15/2013 at 12:43pm by Welshite

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"Help, police! These people invaded my home."
"Alright, let's take a trip downtown."
"Ha ha! Ya hear that guys? You're going downtown! Serves you right!"
"No, kid, not them, you."
"..." O.O

#19 - On 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm by gracehi

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