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Today, I announced my third pregnancy to my family. My dad's only reaction was to scoff, "Really? Stop breeding already." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46105) - you deserved it (15151)

On 07/13/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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This whole FML is highly dependent on your age in my opinion. If you're really young and already at three kids I'd say its a bit much. But shit, what do I know.

#2 - On 07/13/2013 at 7:30pm by Nordrag

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What was your comeback?

#1 - On 07/13/2013 at 7:27pm by Riya2595

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