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Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26045) - you deserved it (49241)

On 07/11/2013 at 1:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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I wanna say YDI for trying to make eating a corn dog sexual...lol

#1 - On 07/11/2013 at 8:45pm by Drifting

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You need to work on that gag reflex

#2 - On 07/11/2013 at 8:45pm by Zimmington

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