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Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51553) - you deserved it (20776)

On 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Your life sucks, but I gotta ask: did you not feel a breeze or something down there?

#1 - On 07/09/2013 at 4:37pm by caitiebug1119

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Parents jumping to conclusions, @@ but yeah, 1 has a point, didn't you feel a draft or was it warm at the pool? Hopefully you explained and things worked out okay. Just take a lesson to double check your clothes next time. :)

#2 - On 07/09/2013 at 4:37pm by ireply_wlyrics

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