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Today, I arrived in Germany for a summer-long stay. The family I'm supposed to stay with had said they spoke fluent English. They don't. I don't speak German. It's going to be a quiet two months. FML

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On 07/09/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by traveling -

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Well at least you should be pretty good at German by the end if your stay. You always learn faster when you're forced to!

#1 - On 07/09/2013 at 12:46pm by BingleBop

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Why would you choose to go to Germany if you didn't know the language? You couldn't have expected the family to do everything for you. If you were forced to go, you still should have known beforehand and made an effort to learn.

#6 - On 07/09/2013 at 12:50pm by CammyGal

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