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Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11679) - you deserved it (63797)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by morningeyes (woman) - United States (New York)

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