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Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50204) - you deserved it (8359)

On 06/30/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Acidic Donut - United States (Connecticut)

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Put the booze back or else their behavior will be shittier!

#1 - On 07/01/2013 at 2:35am by cuppycakeslove

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On the bright side, you now have a lot of booze to yourself.

#2 - On 07/01/2013 at 2:36am by deuceswild

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