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Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49346) - you deserved it (8733)

On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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Is this the same couple as the last fml like this? Either way he needs to educate himself.

#1 - On 06/25/2013 at 12:44pm by JoshTheMaggot

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You think THAT'S bad, once I convinced an entire online community that I was actually a doctor.

#7 - On 06/25/2013 at 12:46pm by DocBastard

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