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Today I lost mah car keys so I askd mah ex-husband if he still had his spare to mah car. He said he'd send it. I got an empty envelope with a troll face on it. There's a reason I left him. FML

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On the bright side, you're no longer married to someone so immature

#1 - On 06/21/2013 at 3:45am by cuppycakeslove

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Send him one of those electric shock pens back. It can serve as a nice present to shock him for revenge

#5 - On 06/21/2013 at 3:49am by tragicnightmare

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