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Today, I lost my car keys, so I asked my ex-husband if he still had his spare to my car. He said he'd send it. I got an empty envelope with a troll face on it. There's a reason I left him. FML
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Cazz91 21
Send him an envelope back with a hand made receipt of what you spent on that cab and bus fare. The note attached can be whatever you want but you can just say "You now owe me [insert amount here] for costing me time and money with your trolling. I'll be taking my payment from you when you least expect it. Have a great day." - or doing nothing works too if you don't want to "start" something with your ex.
MuseFan1991 14
i guarantee even after this post you'll still get comments saying 'what a dick, you're better off without him'. it's good that you're still able to be civil but it was still harsh for him not to help you out when it's serious
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cuppycakeslove 20
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On the bright side, you're no longer married to someone so immature
DerrickJames 33
Immature? He has a sense of humor that is not like yours so he is not mature? They're not together anymore so he doesn't owe her anything anymore. He can troll all he wants :D
cuppycakeslove 20
Taking the time to send an envelope with a troll face inside when their ex wife needed her car keys = immature
diabian 9
Or so funny.
rocketiquette 20
If you were the wife, I doubt you'd be giggling and saying how hilarious that was when you checked you mail.
The1CalledGOAT 11
#45 ex-wife
suboy 10
Is this douche hour on fml. Ive never seen so many people defend someone for being a jackass. I have a feeling they are all ex-husbands as well.
BrookRae 19
I'm a girl and thought it was funny.
hemz_fml 13
If my wife left me I wouldn't care about her anymore it's not like those romantic movies if the woman leaves me I'll still love her it's more like the woman leaves me and I have no more obligations to her.
abu4u 26
This FML is definitely funny. A bit harsh but funny. Looks like some don't know what maturity means.
Sputnikspak 13
104 - You might not have any obligations to her, but that's no reason to be a dick for the sake of being a dick. You'd be surprised how far a little courtesy goes.
jdog408 8
No I'd laugh cause I do that when some one needs a number you send them a message with a troll face in it
Gvfell 9
"Someone doesnt have the same sense of humor as me? How immature of him!"
doubleddun 9
Be thankful you're not with him anymore
Sacytrl 28
He's really childish. At least you're not with him anymore
Megan639 16
Wow, how childish. Just be thankful you don't have kids with his genes.
OscarDV 8
Who said she doesn't have kids with him?
Megan639 16
He sounds pretty immature so I just assumed that they would be a young couple. But your right, they might already have kids.
CommonSenseKarma 17
Dude... 13 year olds have kids. I think it's possible they might, too.
BrookRae 19
My moms friends daughter is pregnant and she's only 14.
tragicnightmare 15
Send him one of those electric shock pens back. It can serve as a nice present to shock him for revenge
VampireBiter 7
If I was the guy I would have loved to get one of those. I get to keep it ;)
lennelleong 33
Unfortunately, good guys are hard to come by. Hope you had the better divorce lawyer!
AngrySailor 17
They are easily located. They are in "the friend zone"!
RedPillSucks 31
I agree with Angry Sailor. They also have CFM heel marks on their backs.
Jivesliven 24
Most guys I know in the "friend zone" barely try and get angry whenever they get rejected.. every time a girl turns them down she's a friendzoning bitch.. we can't help who we like.. friend zone is just a way of saying you've got no game.
bamagrl410 31
As soon as I saw the "friend zone" get brought up I thought "dammit here we go again". There was an FML about this recently where most of the comments from both guys and girls came to the conclusion that the so-called "nice" guys are usually the ones who do the most whining, putting other people down, and have a bad attitude in general. Just because you didn't get what you wanted is no reason to act like a child and throw a temper tantrum. They act like they're so much better than everyone else and that only they deserve the girl they want. News flash: you probably don't. If girls don't want to date you, maybe you should ask yourself what's wrong with YOU. Rant over. That subject makes me mad. Anyways, sorry your ex wasn't very kind OP. Looks like he won't be much help for anything else in the future either.
davincidasecond 24
79 - I always assumed the "friend zone" was a term for a situation where feelings are reciprocated but neither person does anything about it ... That being said, saying that someone puts you in there because they simply don't have those feelings is pretty dumb. Every time I was rejected I figured that maybe that specific person isn't for me anyway and that I would rather spend my time with someone that accepted me for me and liked me for me. I wish more people would think in that way after rejection instead of making the situation more complicated by being asses about it.
Axel5238 29
I feel bad for the OP. Most of the "troll" stuff outside of the internet meme pics isn't funny it's just being a dick. Unfortunately, a lot of people need a warning on those comics not to actually do shit like that. Pranks are supposed to be harmless and fun. Most now are just cruel.
JACKxRAWR 22
Dude, a common Victorian prank was hiding a razor-blade in a bar of soap so whilst people were washing themselves they'd slash themselves open. Don't act like dick-moves are a 21st Centuary phenomenon.
IworkAt711 14
And I dont see how recieving an envelope with a troll face on it really hurt anyone.
Axel5238 29
In itself no, but when you need your car keys it's a dick thing to do. That doesn't change.
nephilim241 19
That really sucks OP.. But your ex husbands does correspondence, like a sir.
CallMeWindSock 24
You're definitely better off.
Faff 20
better off with a troll face? I think she'd rather have the key.
CallMeWindSock 24
Better off without him. I'd take a car over a troll face and an immature partner any day.
FRB 8
Oh...lol , someday maybe you'll see the funny kid inside him...even if its a very irritating kid. And maybe like him