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Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38511) - you deserved it (7722)

On 06/20/2013 at 1:49am - misc - by ohmygod (man) - United States

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Elderly people for the win, again.

#1 - On 06/20/2013 at 5:55am by Ranimal

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I got the moobs like jabba

#6 - On 06/20/2013 at 5:58am by grahmagog

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