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Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
You're a trend setter by nature I see. A fisherman's tan is going to be the next big thing. I just can feel it.
Maybe your troll father was trying teach you a lesson for sleeping when you were meant to spend time with him.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014