Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

by jhughes1997 / 06/16/2013 at 9:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

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  • You're a trend setter by nature I see. A fisherman's tan is going to be the next big thing. I just can feel it.

    #4 - On 06/17/2013 at 6:19am by Doxy

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  • Maybe your troll father was trying teach you a lesson for sleeping when you were meant to spend time with him.

    #7 - On 06/17/2013 at 6:29am by poetrywriter12

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