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Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55886) - you deserved it (3216)

On 05/19/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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"...my very own car that I bought and paid for myself..." lol, someone's learned from comments on past FMLs.

#5 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:08am by plethora

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Hope you got his license plate number

#2 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am by hamzy

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