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Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41539) - you deserved it (4192)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by fucker43 - United States (Georgia)

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Your friend is a dick.

#1 - On 06/02/2013 at 10:22am by mario2012

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I... Would draw a penis on their forehead in their sleep.

#3 - On 06/02/2013 at 10:24am by kait11

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