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Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML

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On 05/26/2013 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Most vegans I know are very arrogant and annoying.

#2 - On 05/26/2013 at 9:09pm by Bano360

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Hey, vegetables have feelings too; I've heard they grow better when sung to.

This is why I subsist on a diet of water and dirt.

#1 - On 05/26/2013 at 9:08pm by Welshite

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