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Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43091) - you deserved it (3902)

On 05/23/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by eric4 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

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Punch him in the face and say shit happens bro

#1 - On 05/23/2013 at 8:21pm by mpsteve137

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remind him of that when he finds out he has an STD

#2 - On 05/23/2013 at 8:21pm by Sir_ND_Pity

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