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Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44341) - you deserved it (2618)

On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."

#2 - On 05/22/2013 at 3:05am by flockz

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Your neighbors are retarded.

#1 - On 05/22/2013 at 3:05am by Anti666

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