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Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37815) - you deserved it (3100)

On 05/21/2013 at 3:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

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She was too busy finding that picture to remember your birthday. On the bright side, she thinks you're awesome.

#2 - On 05/21/2013 at 9:47am by _DudeGuy_

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I guess she didn't get the picture.

#1 - On 05/21/2013 at 9:46am by SoulAmeliorate

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