Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43931) - you deserved it (5371)
On 05/17/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by jessinono (woman) - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened…
mets300 also deserved itToday, my laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the…
If I was old I would do that.
#1 - On 05/17/2013 at 5:07pm by bbbbbbitch
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At least it wasn't actually your dad
#4 - On 05/17/2013 at 5:10pm by MsConfusedd
+165 | 26
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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