Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML
by notarobber / 05/15/2013 at 3:20am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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Because those clothes define you as a murderer.... Stupid judgmental people these days
#1 - On 05/15/2013 at 10:30am by PlayTheGame24
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I heard a thief that stole a calendar got 12 months.
#2 - On 05/15/2013 at 10:30am by _GoodGuy
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