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Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:05pm - misc - by emmingle - Canada (British Columbia)

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You should go get screened for any precancerous growths or other bodily disturbances... That could be serious stuff

#1 - On 05/14/2013 at 2:18am by Booda_Shun

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Don't worry, a little toxic never killed anyo..... Maybe you will turn into a mutant turtle or something cool!!!!!

#3 - On 05/14/2013 at 2:22am by then000bster

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