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Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38543) - you deserved it (3946)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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(toe enters mouth) "Didn't mean to wake you." (moves foot away)

-Glenn Quagmire

#3 - On 05/14/2013 at 2:20am by Booda_Shun

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Oh alright, that's interesting.

#1 - On 05/14/2013 at 2:18am by SharnaaaBanana

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