By culodegrillo - 13/05/2013 20:36 - Spain

Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 031
You deserved it 3 272

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

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Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

I almost dated a psychic once, but she dumped me before we met.....

Guys, don't thumb down 3 her and 2 commented at the same time.

3 is 2s twin who wrote the same thing as 2, thus making no sense

33 Waaaaah. Nice of you to keep the peace.

maybe the wedding you are attending is yours and it's with her man

BellaBelle_fml 23

Ok, I think it's high time for you to lay off the weed there, young_weezy.

So are you suggesting that OP somehow has amnesia and forgot their own wedding?

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

NagainaFier 16

While 31 makes a fair point, after a quick profile check, I'mma go with 37 on this one.

Llama_Face89 33

It's Gaelic. Roughly translates to "Scotland forever"

Did 9 just get thumbed down for being a proud Scot? Is everyone just jealous?

People can't just go up to people and slap them. I mean maybe you looked like they girl that stole him but still. They should make sure that's the actual person.

kxxjoejoexxk 8

Yea they kinda can..... It happens almost daily according to fml

Do you look like your mother? Time to ask some questions...