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Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49464) - you deserved it (3110)

On 05/13/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by culodegrillo (woman) - Spain

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Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

#1 - On 05/13/2013 at 7:38pm by dramaelf

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So you have an evil twin you never knew about messing with her man. Sounds plausible.

#2 - On 05/13/2013 at 7:38pm by Kayloe

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