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Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

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Wait in the parking lot and steal it back when she comes out! We have to stand up to the elderly, for they are taking control of the world it seems like.

#2 - On 05/13/2013 at 7:39pm by Kayloe

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Sneaky old lady

#1 - On 05/13/2013 at 7:39pm by herecomestheFMLs

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