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Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Times like this make me glad I have a penis :)

#1 - On 05/07/2013 at 5:54am by OscarDV

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What a weirdo. Who does that?

#2 - On 05/07/2013 at 5:55am by ozpunker

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