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Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30888) - you deserved it (39824)

On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

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Don't mess with the pros.

#2 - On 05/07/2013 at 4:21am by Acik91

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Now become a sociologist and mind blow them. Then blame society.

#7 - On 05/07/2013 at 4:22am by loulumpkin

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