blondie107
Richardson, United States
Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML
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Acik91 26
Don't mess with the pros.
loulumpkin 8
Now become a sociologist and mind blow them. Then blame society.
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purebliss_fml 19
Better luck next time! Or maybe you should just be honest with them?
waterpolohezy 6
Pshhh but that's no fun! For real tho this is one of the first FML's to genuinely make me laugh out loud hahaha
klaralynn 17
be honest with them? come on! how many people actually tell their parents the truth about every single thing that is happening in their life..?
Pyro_Wolf 17
I do 75. I just don't tell them a lot of things, that's not lying. It's just not sharing information.
tjv3 10
They done Jedi mind tricked your ass
life_sucks225 13
just dont even try next time
Acik91 26
Don't mess with the pros.
mn_shr 22
There's no messing with that combination
TourettesGuyFTW 25
I believe the technical term is...being well and truly screwed. But, honesty is always the best policy.
BatteryAddict 11
Don't lie. Lying is never the best answer. Especially when you have parents with said occupations.
oj101 33
Sure, lying isn't the exactly the most moral thing to do, but it can buy time and appease people in the process whilst you figure out how to deal with the situation effectively.
malheartsnutmeg 20
Everyone lies sometimes, you're about to do it right now when you tell me you don't.
rs89 20
She didn't stand a chance I guess with said occupations...
poopsi 19
YDI For lying. Plus didn't you know their professions before hand? Just a bad idea all around.
Fsvb 32
I bet you never ever lie.
poopsi 19
No, I do. And it's wrong when I do too. :P
naxeeb 33
You're living Leonard Hofstadter's life, aren't you? :P
alstbv12 13
I get to be Sheldon!
noreallywhat 17
No I am Sheldon you can Howard
annie_nk 22
As long as I can be Bernadette!
Mauskau 35
Bitches, I'll be Amy. I love me a tiara ;)
noreallywhat 17
Is it sad that knowing this random thread about big bang theory was the highlight of my day?
Feklfekl2222 32
Yes it is but I felt exactly the same way
sumbum95 15
Bazinga. :) I had to do that haha.
XxXkyttiXxX 11
You were born with the odds against you on that one.
loulumpkin 8
Now become a sociologist and mind blow them. Then blame society.
finnrambo 13
you're obviously not a very smooth liar OP, either that or your parents are really good at what they do
license2chill 5
Keyword, "first time", I think most people would have caught OP lying too if they were there.
finnrambo 13
also key: "to my parents" stating she was lying to her parents for the first time so one would assume she had lied to others before
Thisfreakingguy 10
Don't lie to them. Just avoid being completely honest!
Dairyking 8
Ignore this comment. I misread and this is my edit. Instead, here's a message: make today a day worth having! And happy unbirthday! (Unless it's your birthday; then happy birthday.)
StanSmith2013 26
That's what happens when you try to mess with science!