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Today, my dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I came back from my first day of voluntary rehab for my meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day, smoking weed and playing video games, all on my mom's salary. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54590) - you deserved it (7858)

On 05/05/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Good for you for getting clean. Why care what he says if he's such a loser?

#4 - On 05/05/2013 at 9:13pm by PrincessPesa

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I've heard that potheads and meth addicts have a rivalry like Redskins and Cowboys fans. I guess this is kind of close.

#5 - On 05/05/2013 at 9:13pm by perdix

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