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Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38618) - you deserved it (13461)

On 04/30/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by Brady (man) - Spain (Madrid)

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Call his dispatch. Get that ass fired.

And your phone back.

#1 - On 04/30/2013 at 4:11pm by NickaPLZ

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Why would you give him your phone? Why not just tell him to leave then call another one.

#3 - On 04/30/2013 at 4:11pm by xXHollowIchigoXx

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