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Today, for the third time this week, a telemarketer called me. Seriously annoyed, I told him in German that I don't speak English, in an attempt to get rid of him. He then started delivering his product pitch in German. FML
See that's why it helps to know an indigenous language.
Why didn't you just hang up instantly like a normal person?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015