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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26567) - you deserved it (41533)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

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I would love to have been your spanish teacher.

#1 - On 03/04/2009 at 4:58pm by PresAlex

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That is hilarious and awesome! I wish I could have been there! Once, in Japanese, a classmate was trying to describe an elephant as 'big.' He ended up saying there was big rape. This sort of thing also reminds me of German with night vs. naked, lol.

#12 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:26pm by Amkii

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