By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
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GuessWhatKids 13

Don't be fooled, they're a tag team. This is how they make their money.

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Ambient25 24

I don't know why there are so many assholes, it's really a crack in society

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adam3650 12

The police need to get really anal and crack down this sort of thing. No ifs ands or butts.

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jkmartinjk 16

Really 76? How much more obvious do we have to make these puns!?

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brackaman 18

78 it wasn't your fancy words that blew our minds. It was the fact that the thread was about ass puns and you thread jacked with something unnecessary. By the way, OP is from the UK. FYI.

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browneyedgirl52 13

It's terrible that gender stereotypes make men the only apparent criminal. Make sure you file a police report. People are disgusting.

nelliegw 26

How does that relate to the FML? It says OP is a girl...

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browneyedgirl52 13

LOL looks like I'm the only one doing the gender stereotyping! Totally over looked that!! Ignore that comment everyone...

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Welshite 39

Wait... So it's okay to make gender stereotypes if everyone else does?

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ApollosMyth 22

~Of course 20, duh.~

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Adhdkid107 9

Hey at least you admitted it instead of trying to go around it.

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GuessWhatKids 13

Don't be fooled, they're a tag team. This is how they make their money.

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JamieLT 22

Exactly what I was thinking, makes sense. But sorry you had to go through that OP

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Crazafon 19

Thats what you get for stealing here bag!

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AquanTheDragon 5

Yes. OP had mental problems, making her think it was her bag, when really she had just robbed that woman. Now that I have explained your bullshit reasoning, you can kindly shut your damned mouth. Your head has to be placed back up your ass anyway, that's where it belongs. Good day, sir.

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jeepers_1 21

Well hopefully they aren't smart enough to get rid of your ID then you can go to the cops and prove that it's yours, if not then sorry OP better cancel all your cards and get a new bag!

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Polynomial 28

The best thing to do in a time like that, tell the guy to check your wallet, so he'll see your ID. If he says you just put your wallet in there, show him your phone in there too, and if he still doesn't believe you, not guilty until proven otherwise.

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lilhellian 26

I get the feeling they might've been partners in crime.

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skatoolaki 24

More likely he was in on it. This sounds like a tag team rob scam to me. I lived on and once ran around on the streets of New Orleans and this kind of crap isn't that unusual. Really sorry for OP but rough parts of a town are...well, rough.

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Polynomial 28

Yeah ... I figured that out after posting. A second thought, file a police report, and hope since it was such a bad neighborhood, some security camera caught it. And the next time it happens, kick the "nice guy" square in the balls, show him your ID so just in case he was really a nice guy, he'll know, and if he doesn't care ,kick him again, call him a thief, and walk away. I what the hell, what kind of guy would prey on a woman like that? (Prepares for "sexist pighead" responses) (Not trying to troll, but really, he is a scum bag to do that.)

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mylifeisgreat9 13

Omg same thing happened to me last month!

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berichsoon 11

I was gonna say that's a lie, then I noticed you are from Canada. Canadians don't lie

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