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Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19259) - you deserved it (74011)

On 04/27/2013 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Haha, I bet that was trippy;)

#1 - On 04/27/2013 at 10:08am by ScenicSubterfuge

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i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok

#10 - On 04/27/2013 at 10:12am by thew

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