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Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47057) - you deserved it (5674)

On 04/23/2013 at 7:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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I can't help but feel bad for OP's wife too. The poor woman must be full of hormones and is probably on an emotional rollercoaster right now.

#10 - On 04/23/2013 at 10:51am by Lizardgirl

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I sympathize with her: dogs that bark for hours on end are incredibly annoying and frustrating. But think of it this way: if your wife had not called you, eventually your neighbours would have.

#7 - On 04/23/2013 at 10:50am by BeccaHugs

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